The funeral


Annnette: "Hallo Peter. Ik hoorde dat je grootmoeder overleden is."

Annette: Hi Peter. I've heard your grandmother passed away.
Peter: "Hallo Annette. Ja, dat is waar."

Peter: Hi Annette. Yes that's true.
Annette: "Gecondoleerd! Wanneer was de begrafenis?"

Annette: My condolences! When was the funeral?
Peter: "Die was maandag."

Peter: It was on Monday.
Annette: "Ik begrijp het. Ik houd niet van begrafenissen, maar je ziet tenminste wel sommige familieleden terug."

Annette: I see. I hate funerals, but at least you see some relatives again.
Peter: "Ja, er waren veel mensen. Er waren ook veel mensen die ik niet kende."

Peter: Yes, there were a lot of people. Many of them I didn't even know.
Annette: "Hoe was de grafrede?"

Annette: How was the eulogy?
Peter: "Gewoon, weet je. Al was er wel een grappig moment. Plotseling, middenin de grafrede, begon iemand's mobiel te rinkelen met de herkenningsmelodie van 'Mission Impossible'. Dat was zo grappig dat ik bijna hardop moest lachen."

Peter: You know the usual. There was a funny moment though. Suddenly, in the middle of the eulogy, someone's cell phone started ringing with the "Mission Impossible" theme. The whole thing was so funny that I almost laughed out loud.
Annette: "Haha, dat is grappig. Hij zal zich wel geschaamd hebben!"

Annette: Haha, funny that. He must have been embarrassed!
Peter: "Ja, hij ging snel weg en zover ik weet is hij niet teruggekomen."

Peter: Yeah, he quickly left and didn't come back as far as I know.
Annette: "De man van mijn tante is uitvaartleider en hij vertelde dat dat heel vaak gebeurt."

Annette: My auntie's husband is a funeral celebrant (funeral speaker) and he said this happens all the time.
Peter: "Dat kan ik me voorstellen."

Peter: I can imagine.
Annette: "Ja. Hij vertelt me iedere keer een gek verhaal. Hij vertelde dat er een man was die wilde dat ze 'Highway to Hell' van AC/DC op zijn begrafenis speelden."

Annette: Yes. Every time he tells me some crazy story. He said once a guy requested that they play "Highway to Hell" from AC/DC at his funeral.
Peter: "Haha. Dat noemen ze zwarte humor. Okay, ik moet nu gaan. Tot ziens!"

Peter: Haha. That's called black humor. OK, I got to go now. See you!
Annette: "Tot ziens!"

Annette: Bye!


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